Never frown when you are sad..

it be the rules

smilez1802@aol.com — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:27:55 GMT

Let me make u something!

The first Seven (7) people to respond to this post will get something made by me.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:

- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make.
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done this year (2009).
- You have no clue what it's going to be. It may be a mix CD. It may be a poem. I may draw or paint something. I might bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure!
- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

The catch? Oh, the catch is that you have to put this in your journal as well, if you expect me to do something for you!

Arg LJ.. ARG!

smilez1802@aol.com — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:35:45 GMT

Is it just me, or when you go to your friends page, it only shows the most recent updates, and doesn't let you archive back?

I have missed like a month on here and I can only see 4 entries..

What is up with that!?!!?!?

smilez1802@aol.com — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:15:32 GMT

I just need to calm down... The sky isn't falling.. Everything will be OKAY.

Mortgage Woes

smilez1802@aol.com — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:39:41 GMT

Wells Fargo pretty much sucks.

That's all I have to say, because I am frustrated and don't want to work myself up even further.. Perhaps we can chat about it later.

Seriously..

smilez1802@aol.com — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:12:12 GMT

What if they could do that with cell phone texts...

This whole thing just boggles my brain!

In other news -- I picked out a couch for my new hizzle.. OH yeah.. by the way.. Leanne is getting herself a hizzle at the end of Sept. =)

..Weird..

smilez1802@aol.com — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 04:26:06 GMT

So, immediately following me posting that random IM conversation (that just happened to be in my drafts from a long time ago..) I was once again messaged by somebody weird, who neglected to introduce themselves.

After Brian explained in my LJ comments.. I looked up this robot creature, and I.. am confused, yet intrigued.. I really would like to know what the heck it's all for.. And it's a little weird that they can track your IMs and change things.. Slightly disturbing.. and again, really really weird.. yet interesting.

smilez1802@aol.com — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:57:17 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6GIO1KZgvw

This is a video starring my neighbor who I have known since he was 4... Check it out.. spread it around.. It's pretty cute... I want him to be viral.

Weird IM convo I had a few weeks ago.

smilez1802@aol.com — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:55:55 GMT

WaterproofTrout (12:24:19 AM): I like your shoe.

Smilez1802 (12:24:36 AM): i like your scarf

WaterproofTrout (12:25:12 AM): Are you there?

Smilez1802 (12:25:21 AM): yes are you?

WaterproofTrout (12:25:28 AM): Yes.

Smilez1802 (12:25:31 AM): good.

WaterproofTrout (12:25:32 AM): Do you live in New Jersey?

Smilez1802 (12:25:35 AM): No

WaterproofTrout (12:25:40 AM): Okay

WaterproofTrout (12:25:45 AM): I don't really care now

Smilez1802 (12:25:51 AM): ?

WaterproofTrout (12:26:06 AM): Nevermind

WaterproofTrout (12:26:09 AM): You heard the deal

Smilez1802 (12:26:14 AM): what deal?

Smilez1802 (12:26:25 AM): or was it no deal?

WaterproofTrout (12:26:28 AM): You tell I tell

Smilez1802 (12:26:42 AM): about the thing with the trolls and the city?

WaterproofTrout (12:26:53 AM): Your shoe

Smilez1802 (12:27:08 AM): Oh.. yeah.. umm.. which one again?

Smilez1802 (12:27:14 AM): the right or the left?

WaterproofTrout (12:27:41 AM): Okay

WaterproofTrout (12:27:44 AM): Bye.

Smilez1802 (12:27:54 AM): Have a splendid evening

WaterproofTrout (12:28:11 AM): It's 1:30 AM

Smilez1802 (12:28:26 AM): So YOU must be in New Jersey then... because I have 12:30am

Smilez1802 (12:28:39 AM): regardles.. I apologize and rephrase to "have a splendid morning"

Smilez1802 (12:29:59 AM): is there really such a thing as a waterproof trout?

WaterproofTrout (12:30:22 AM): Do I care?

Smilez1802 (12:30:33 AM): It's your screen name.. you might.

WaterproofTrout (12:31:19 AM): Okay

WaterproofTrout (12:31:22 AM): You want to know who I am?

Smilez1802 (12:31:32 AM): I am not sure.

WaterproofTrout (12:31:37 AM): I used to go on GameFAQs

WaterproofTrout (12:31:42 AM): My shoe was Dynamastersora

Smilez1802 (12:31:51 AM): I have no idea what GameFAQs is

WaterproofTrout (12:32:07 AM): Oh.

WaterproofTrout (12:32:13 AM): Okay.

WaterproofTrout (12:32:25 AM): So who are you?

Smilez1802 (12:32:33 AM): My name is Leanne.

WaterproofTrout (12:32:42 AM): You're not normal, are you?

Smilez1802 (12:32:47 AM): not by any means

WaterproofTrout (12:33:08 AM): Okay

Smilez1802 (12:33:11 AM): and you are?

WaterproofTrout (12:33:12 AM): I really want to know

WaterproofTrout (12:33:15 AM): Who are you

Smilez1802 (12:33:41 AM): Really, my name is Leanne.

WaterproofTrout (12:33:45 AM): What state do you live in

Smilez1802 (12:33:48 AM): Minnesota

WaterproofTrout (12:33:52 AM): Fuck

Smilez1802 (12:33:57 AM): ?

WaterproofTrout (12:34:01 AM): Nothing

Smilez1802 (12:34:01 AM): I'm sorry?

WaterproofTrout (12:34:12 AM): I have no idea who you are

Smilez1802 (12:34:16 AM): nor I you

Smilez1802 (12:34:38 AM): Your age?

WaterproofTrout (12:34:41 AM): So why did you IM me if you're not going to give up your identity?

WaterproofTrout (12:34:44 AM): 20

Smilez1802 (12:34:48 AM): I didn't IM you/

Smilez1802 (12:34:52 AM): to my knowledge anyways

Smilez1802 (12:35:00 AM): and, I did give up my identity.. my name is Leanne

WaterproofTrout (12:35:01 AM): Uhhh

WaterproofTrout (12:35:16 AM): I don't know what that means.

Smilez1802 (12:35:26 AM): I told you who I am.

WaterproofTrout (12:35:38 AM): You didn't.

WaterproofTrout (12:35:46 AM): What is your birthname?

Smilez1802 (12:35:53 AM): Pretty sure I did.. My birthname is Leanne

Smilez1802 (12:36:06 AM): would you like a myspace account to prove it?

WaterproofTrout (12:36:12 AM): And you're...a shoe?

Smilez1802 (12:36:22 AM): no.. I am a human

WaterproofTrout (12:36:30 AM): Myspace would work I guess

WaterproofTrout (12:36:35 AM): I don't have one to give back though

WaterproofTrout (12:36:38 AM): FYI

Smilez1802 (12:36:42 AM): thats fine

Smilez1802 (12:36:55 AM): http://www.myspace.com/leanneduskywms

WaterproofTrout (12:37:26 AM): I really wish I could tell you I knew you.

WaterproofTrout (12:37:29 AM): But I can't.

WaterproofTrout (12:37:39 AM): I live in New Jersey and my shoe is Robert.

Smilez1802 (12:38:54 AM): what kind of shoe do you speak of?

Smilez1802 (12:39:16 AM): because I only know of one definition of shoe, and its what you put on your feet

WaterproofTrout (12:39:22 AM): I still don't know what that means.

WaterproofTrout (12:39:26 AM): I'm not talking about any shoe.

Smilez1802 (12:39:34 AM): What kind of shoe are you talking about?

WaterproofTrout (12:39:43 AM): I'm not

Smilez1802 (12:39:58 AM): but you just said your shoe is robert

WaterproofTrout (12:40:22 AM): Why the fuck are you substituting the word shoe for shoe

WaterproofTrout signed off at 12:40:22 AM.

WaterproofTrout is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

WaterproofTrout signed on at 12:41:26 AM.

Smilez1802 (12:42:01 AM): hmmm..

Smilez1802 (12:42:18 AM): Pretty sure I keep reading "shoe" coming from you.

WaterproofTrout (12:42:49 AM): Oh well

WaterproofTrout (12:42:52 AM): I wish I could help you out

Smilez1802 (12:43:00 AM): I wish you could too

Smilez1802 (12:43:10 AM): but what would you need to help me out with?

WaterproofTrout (12:43:21 AM): Your shoe problem

Smilez1802 (12:43:28 AM): My shoe problem?

WaterproofTrout (12:43:51 AM): Aparrently.

WaterproofTrout (12:43:55 AM): Apparently.

WaterproofTrout (12:43:58 AM): Better

Smilez1802 (12:44:22 AM): So.. if I am substituting a word with shoe.. the word i am substituting.. what is it's definition?

WaterproofTrout (12:44:57 AM): Title

Smilez1802 (12:45:08 AM): so like "name"?

WaterproofTrout (12:45:14 AM): No

Smilez1802 (12:45:46 AM): does this have something to do with that gamefaq thing you mentioned before?

WaterproofTrout (12:45:52 AM): No

WaterproofTrout signed off at 12:45:53 AM.

WaterproofTrout is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

WaterproofTrout signed on at 12:49:25 AM.

Smilez1802 (12:49:45 AM): OH good.. you're back

WaterproofTrout (12:49:59 AM): what

Smilez1802 (12:50:11 AM): You need to help me solve this mystery.

Smilez1802 (12:50:27 AM): So.. you are 20 years old.. from New Jersey.. and I IMed you first?

WaterproofTrout (12:50:33 AM): Yup.

WaterproofTrout (12:50:40 AM): [01:11:14] CalibratedTrout: I prefer atheism, myself.

Smilez1802 (12:50:44 AM): what did I say to start this conversatoin?

WaterproofTrout (12:50:45 AM): Right there.

Smilez1802 (12:50:50 AM): CalibratedTrout is not my screen name.

WaterproofTrout (12:51:00 AM): It's not your shoe?

Smilez1802 (12:51:02 AM): Smilez1802 is my screen na,e.

Smilez1802 (12:51:05 AM): name*

WaterproofTrout (12:51:13 AM): shoe.

Smilez1802 (12:51:19 AM): sure.

WaterproofTrout (12:51:36 AM): Alrighty.

Smilez1802 (12:51:52 AM): So.. I think we both appear to have the wrong person.

WaterproofTrout (12:52:08 AM): I never really had a person in the first place.

Smilez1802 (12:52:08 AM): I do apologize for the inconvenience.

WaterproofTrout (12:52:17 AM): It's alright.

Smilez1802 (12:52:26 AM): Thank you for choosing the sleep number bed.

WaterproofTrout (12:52:37 AM): What

Smilez1802 (12:52:42 AM): what?

WaterproofTrout (12:52:51 AM): The sleep number bed

WaterproofTrout (12:52:54 AM): What

Smilez1802 (12:52:55 AM): It's a good bed.

WaterproofTrout (12:53:06 AM): What are you talking about?

Smilez1802 (12:53:10 AM): Nothing.

WaterproofTrout (12:53:16 AM): I see.

Smilez1802 (12:53:24 AM): My shoe is untied.

WaterproofTrout (12:53:31 AM): So tie it.

Smilez1802 (12:53:38 AM): why would I tie it?

Smilez1802 (12:53:44 AM): that makes no sense

WaterproofTrout (12:53:46 AM): Why not?

WaterproofTrout (12:53:54 AM): Tie your shoe.

Smilez1802 (12:53:55 AM): There is nothing to tie.

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Another QotD

smilez1802@aol.com — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:21:16 GMT

"I seem like a cool enough guy." - Greg

Quotes of the Day

smilez1802@aol.com — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:26:04 GMT

"Well, somebody needs to be the entertainment." - Alana as she takes another shot
"I think she just dissed all of us." -- Joe

"Look what he did to this f%cking pen. Just imagine what he could do to you." -- Alana

smilez1802@aol.com — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:55:33 GMT

I want to blog again... But, I don't know if I have the willpower..

smilez1802@aol.com — Sun, 25 May 2008 18:53:30 GMT

I want to have a party..

Well, actually... if we are wishing things.... I would like to GO to a party thats full of people that I know.. and not full of people that I don't know..

Kinda like the Halloween party at Josh's.. good times.

Sigh.. but..instead I will get back to work.. =(

smilez1802@aol.com — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:23:56 GMT

I can' t believe how busy my life is.. and I am only trying to add to it... Sheesh.

Court.

smilez1802@aol.com — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:05:15 GMT

Court sucks.

I had to go to court today for a traffic violation which occurred in November.. I had expired tabs (only like a week and a half..) My mistake, but I also forgot my proof of insurance.. So, I faxed in my proof to find out this morning it wasn't sufficient enough... Fine.. To court I go..

Since someone else deemed it not sufficient.. They wouldn't take it either.. so now I have ANOTHER court date (June 13th..) so they have time to call my insurance guy to find out that, duh.. Leanne has insurance.. she's not a moron.

..Can't pay off my dumb tab ticket til that gets taken care of.. GOOD GRIEF.

smilez1802@aol.com — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:56:06 GMT

Note to self..

When a guy customer on the phone at work says, "Leanne.. you are the QUEEN!!" It is not appropriate to respond, "Thanks.. You too!"

...Ooops...

smilez1802@aol.com — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:15:21 GMT

Whatever! I do what I want!

Monday night bowling

smilez1802@aol.com — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:07:31 GMT

It's not very often that you kicked out of a bowling alley for...... bowling..

Especially when you are me...

Nickelback

smilez1802@aol.com — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:36:02 GMT

If everyone cared 
and nobody cried
If everyone loved 
and nobody lied
If everyone shared 
and swallowed their pride
We’d see the day 
when nobody died

Seriously?!

smilez1802@aol.com — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:42:25 GMT

So -- today.. or tonight, rather.. a big ol' handful of people are going to join me at Brunswick Zone (BP..) for some birthday bowling.. I decided to call BZBP today and let them know.. sort of a "help me help you" situation.. I don't want to have to wait for a few hours to get lanes next to one another, and I am pretty sure they want our business on a Monday night, as well as be aware that a big group is coming in...

Instead, I was told that there is a reservation fee for lanes.. and it would be $25 a lane.. not refundable, not deductible from the bowling fees.. Just a $25 fee per lane for them to hold one..

Forget that.. We will just show up, and not pay an extra $100 for that garbage.

12/29/2005

smilez1802@aol.com — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:59:54 GMT

I wrote the following entry on 12/29/2005. I didn't post in on livejournal.. but am now, as I like it. Without any more delay:

December 29, 2005.
The Orange Banana

Today I was remembering back when I was nine years old. For some reason or another, I was being babysat by the neighbors, and it wasn't necessarily a good day at their house. So, instead of listening to the arguing going on inside, I took a notebook, sat under a tree, and began to write a story. I called the story "The Orange Banana."

My story was about a girl who decides to make a - you guessed it- orange banana for a school project.

I worked on this story for weeks and was actually very proud of it.

Not anywhere near being finished, I showed my aunt what I had done so far. She then told me things I should add, such as "the girl's crazy aunt bringing home a cat." (Which had happened just weeks before..)

My story basically went from creative writing, creative writing, creative writing, to "what was going on in Leanne's life." How easily was I swayed, and this bothers me. By no means am I saying that I was this excellent writer. What I am saying is this: I can't ever look back at the story I worked so hard on, and know that it was my full nine-year-old potential.

Sigh.

smilez1802@aol.com — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 00:20:01 GMT

Logging in to server... Also, the server has a message for you:

Your password must contain at least one number or symbol. Your password is too easy to guess. It's recommended that you change it, otherwise you risk having your journal hijacked. Visit http://www.livejournal.com/changepassword.bml to change your password.

Pshh.. yeah right.

smilez1802@aol.com — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 00:18:38 GMT

Well, hello.. and Happy New Year.

Hope you are all well.

From a SUPER cute movie.

smilez1802@aol.com — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:40:57 GMT

Lyrics to "That's How You Know" from the new Disney movie ENCHANTED. (Which I highly recommend you go see, because it is SO gosh-darn cute.)

How does she know you love her?
How does she know she's yours?
(How does she know that you love her?)
How do you show her you love her?

How does she know that you really, really, truely love her?
How does she know that you love her?
How do you show her you love her?
How does she know that you really, really, truely love her?

It's not enough to take the one you love for granted
You must remind her, or she'll be inclined to say...
"How do I know he loves me?"
(How does she know that you love her?
How do you show her you love her?)
"How do I know he's mine?"
(How does she know that you really, really, truely love her?)

Well does he leave a little note to tell you you are on his mind?
Send you yellow flowers when the sky is gray? Heyy!
He'll find a new way to show you, a little bit everyday
That's how you know, that's how you know!
He's your love...

(You've got to show her you need her
Don't treat her like a mind reader
Each day do something to need her
To believe you love her )

Everybody wants to live happily ever after
Everybody wants to know their true love is true...
How do you know he loves you?
(How does she know that you love her?
How do you show her you need her?)
How do you know he's yours?
(How does she know that you really, really, truely-)

Well does he take you out dancin' just so he can hold you close?
Dedicate a song with words in
Just for you? Ohhh!

He'll find his own way to tell you
With the little things he'll do
That's how you know
That's how you know!

He's your love
He's your love...

That's how you know
He loves you
That's how you know
It's true

Because he'll wear your favorite color
Just so he can match your eyes
Rent a private picnic
By the fires glow-oohh!

His heart will be yours forever
Something everyday will show
That's how you know
That's how you know
That's how you know
That's how you know
That's how you know
That's how you know
That's how you know!
He's your love...

(That's how she knows that you love her
That's how you show her you love her)

That's how you know...
That's how you know...
He's your love...

QotD

smilez1802@aol.com — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:10:53 GMT

::Leanne walks into Alana's house::

Leanne: You have a huge zit on your face.

Alana: That has to be the first thing you say to me?

Leanne: Well, it's huge.. I mean.. Where's your face?!

smilez1802@aol.com — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:02:32 GMT

Life was much more simple when surfing the internet was ACTUALLY surfing the internet...
..and not checking facebook and myspace.. and then not knowing what else to do with myself..

.....wow......